Candy Bar Granola- Vegan, Gluten Free

  Prep Time- 10 Minutes   Ingredients: 2 cups rolled oats 1 teaspoon cardamom 1 tablespoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ginger 2 dashes of nutmeg 2 tablespoons chia seeds 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoon coconut oil 3 tablespoons organic grade B maple syrup 1/2 cup cacao nibs…

Pill Popping Pumpkins

HELP!!! I am surrounded by pumpkins and sick people!! I'm shopping  in the produce section and to my right- giant golden pumpkins, to my left-a sniffling cart pusher. Now I'm at CVS bombarded by pumpkins posed as Halloween decorations, and I just dodged a cough bomb from the middle-aged, bite-size Snicker buyer.. Make it stop!! Why?! Why every…