Pill Popping Pumpkins

HELP!!! I am surrounded by pumpkins and sick people!! I'm shopping  in the produce section and to my right- giant golden pumpkins, to my left-a sniffling cart pusher. Now I'm at CVS bombarded by pumpkins posed as Halloween decorations, and I just dodged a cough bomb from the middle-aged, bite-size Snicker buyer.. Make it stop!! Why?! Why every…